...so what's this all about?

It's about one brotha (me) living life, fat style. I've thought about it a lot and the one thing that's been a constant in my life my being a fat-assed American. To be honest, it sucks dog dick to be fat, but, got dammit, I get a fucking rush from the snack cakes!

I get mad about being the way that I am and, sometimes, even try to do something about it. If any of that ish actually succeeded, I wouldn't be here, bitching and moaning to you about my fat ass. I would be off in Hollywood, getting my Denzel on and beating Halle Berry off with a two-by-four.

But, here we are. Oh, excuse me, I have to run now, me and one of the other fat co-workers are going to have some big, meaty SUBWAY sandwiches for lunch.

Kiss my rectum, Jared.